Same Shit, Different Year: Sixers Drop Pivotal Game 4 To The Knicks And Are 1 Loss Away From Being Finished
Nick Nurse Clearly Attempted To Call Timeout TWICE In Key Inbounding Possession And The Totally, 100% Honest NBA Refs Simply Ignored Him
The Sixers Just Suffered Their Most Heartbreaking Loss Since Kawhi Leonard Took Everyone's Souls In 2019
Sixers Conquer The Heat And Are Officially Focused On Beating The Living Piss Out Of The #2 Seed Knicks
Jason Kelce Permanently Lost His Super Bowl Ring In The Most Jason Kelce Way Possible: Frolicking In A Giant Tub Of Chili
COMPLETELY UNRELATED FACTS: OJ Simpson Has Died And Nick Castellanos Has Yet To Hit A Home Run This Season
Tyrese Maxey And Joel Embiid Are The First Teammates In NBA HISTORY To Each Record Over Three 50+ Burger Games In A Season
The Phillies Announced Their Disgusting City Connect Uniforms And Within Minutes A Literal Earthquake Shakes The City
PHILLY PORN: Joel Embiid Announced Back For The Sixers As Bryce Harper Instantly Goes Yard For The First THREE Times Of The Year
Stop And Watch Rico Bosco Lose His Shit And Be Ready To Leave It ALL On The Line...Over Something He Completely Misheard
HAPPY OPENING DAY: Let Us Kindly Revisit The Last Time Spencer Strider And The Braves Visited Citizen's Bank Park
