There's Nothing Like The Best Team In Baseball Ripping The Life And Soul Out Of The New York Mets At Citi Field
The Castellanos Family Dog Unfortunately Had To Be Put Down And Nick Honored The Pup The Best Way Possible: Dingers
It Appears DeSean Jackson And Shady McCoy Started A Podcast Solely To Trash The Everliving Shit Out Of Chip Kelly
Sixers Lose To The Knicks In Philly And, Yet Again, The Season Ends Before The Eastern Conference Finals
FAIR IS FAIR: Scott Foster AKA "The Extender" Has Been Named Crew Chief For Tonight's Sixers/Knicks Game 6
Same Shit, Different Year: Sixers Drop Pivotal Game 4 To The Knicks And Are 1 Loss Away From Being Finished
Nick Nurse Clearly Attempted To Call Timeout TWICE In Key Inbounding Possession And The Totally, 100% Honest NBA Refs Simply Ignored Him
The Sixers Just Suffered Their Most Heartbreaking Loss Since Kawhi Leonard Took Everyone's Souls In 2019
Sixers Conquer The Heat And Are Officially Focused On Beating The Living Piss Out Of The #2 Seed Knicks
Jason Kelce Permanently Lost His Super Bowl Ring In The Most Jason Kelce Way Possible: Frolicking In A Giant Tub Of Chili
COMPLETELY UNRELATED FACTS: OJ Simpson Has Died And Nick Castellanos Has Yet To Hit A Home Run This Season
Tyrese Maxey And Joel Embiid Are The First Teammates In NBA HISTORY To Each Record Over Three 50+ Burger Games In A Season
The Phillies Announced Their Disgusting City Connect Uniforms And Within Minutes A Literal Earthquake Shakes The City
