Off The Rails Q&A With Kelly Keegs!
The combo you never knew you needed or maybe the combo you never knew you never wanted. Regardless, I reached out to Kelly to do a Q&A and boy did she deliver.
Looking back on it, I shoulda asked her about these trippy ass snake rings, but I guess that'll be a questions for another day:
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Anyway,
Enjoy or Don't!
Do girls get swamp ass?
Like you wouldn’t believe. Why do you think girls wear sundresses every day the second it gets warm out? Look hot, stay cool.
What ya’ll be doing when all of you go to the bathroom at the same time? Is there a meeting going on?
We all go together so we can gossip about what’s currently happening at the time. You always need a quick debrief or a second to regroup. It’s hard to sparkle and shine for the boys nonstop without a break
At what age, if ever, do girls stop sending screenshots of text with a guy to the group chat?
Never. I literally sent one today (moreso “look who just texted me” than “what do I say to this” though, personally. I never send the “what do I say to this” texts)
Are girls self conscious about their boobs while running?
I think so. You want them to not move at all (it kind of hurts and also to look hot) but you also don’t want to worry about people watching your floppy boobs run by. You also know for a 100% fact that people are looking.
Y’all ever find food crumbs in ur bra and if so do you eat them?
Yes to finding them, depends on how long they’ve been there to eat them. If they just dropped in there, absolutely.
How long do you wait to start stalking a guys IG? And what’s the most amount of time you’ve put into a stalk?
This has changed for me as I’ve gotten older - it’s still the first thing you do, but the depth of the stalk increases when you start to care more about them. I used to do the full stalk immediately (photos, comments) but now Im not going to waste my time unless it’s worth it!
Why do you smear your hair on the shower walls?
Easy. Because we don’t want it to go down the drain, so we put it there with the hopes that we will remember to take it with us and throw it in the trash when we get out. It’s very hard to remember.
Say you meet a guy, he’s hot and funny, but he sucks in bed. Do you ghost him?
Depends how great he is. Girls will have bad sex for a long time if the guy is great in every other way. But eventually it catches up to you.
Do girls give morning after recaps like guys? For example, if we go out and one of us brings a girl back the next morning we give a full play by play recap. ABSOLUTELY. And it warms my heart to know that guys do this too. The morning debrief is a sacred act. Probably not as in depth on the actual sex stuff unless it’s something interesting/weird.
Why do girls spend hours shopping online and not buy anything?
Same concept as window shopping. You never know what you’re gonna find, but maybe you end up not finding anything you actually like. It’s fun to browse!
How do y’all fit in those tight ass clothes, are you not suffocating?
We are suffocating. All the time. Beauty is pain!
Do girls get random boners?
Great question. I find myself being very thankful to not have a penis for this exact reason. It’s probably not as intense as a full boner but sometimes that pussy’s gonna pulsate and it’s out of my hands!
Biggest red flag in a guy?
Totally depends on your situation. Personally I think guys who need to be “mothered” and seem like they can’t do anything on their own. You should be able to function as a basic adult. (Or, if they have any sort of bizarre anger towards Taylor Swift.)