Dave Portnoy's Traveling Eras Tour Jacket Is Currently Being Held Hostage By Maybe The Dumbest Girl Alive

Normally I would absolutely hate to give someone like this attention, at all. What a weird fucking move. Somehow getting ahold of Dave's traveling Eras Tour jacket, which has gone to every single Eras Tour show since Dave went to Met Life Night 1, and holding it hostage? Threatening to "not give it back in one piece"? What the fuck are we doing here?

Now, Dave has bowed out of the situation, maturely acknowledging that he would "Go too far and do bad things" if he were to believe this is real. 

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I commend him for his self control - something I, however, severely lack. What the fuck is this girl playing at? Does she think blackmail is funny? She's trying to get Taylor Swift tickets out of this? A fun, wholesome thing that Dave started almost a year ago (not to mention Gia and I are intercepting it in Paris on night 2) all down the fucking drain because this dumbass wants a couple likes and comments? Fuck right off with that. Grow up. You aren't a Swiftie. You're a wannabe loser and that's all you'll ever be. Sorry! Get the fucking jacket back where it belongs. I don't have any problem whatsoever exposing your bullshit and taking this too far. Use your brain for once. 

UPDATE: THE JACKET IS SAFE. Dave was able to connect with the person who has the jacket for Night 1 of Paris (the next concert) and they have it. Which still leaves us wondering......why the fuck is this girl pretending to hold Dave's jacket hostage for tickets? What an asshole, truly.