In Honor Of RnR 24, Here Are 10 Cursed Tiktokers I Would Love To See In RnR 25
Like the title says, I'm pumped up for RnR 24 and I'm already scouting for RnR 25 though my cringe titkok account, SharonLeftMe. Lets take a look at my stable:
1. Tucker Patton (aka ScaredxHungry)
You might watch this video and think that he is much too frail and frightened to fight. Let me put it to you this way. If wins, he will finally have enough money to break the chains that bind him to this woman. If he loses, big momma hoss is gonna punish his ass. This man has a lot to lose and there is only one rule of the jungle. When the lion is hungry, he eats! (lifted that line from 'The Gentleman').
2. Birdy
I'll be honest, after going through this person's account, I think it would be hard to find them a fight. Mostly because they are seemingly beefing with literally everybody. Too many causes to choose from!
3. Reginald Cragin (aka Sardaukar)
The best fight for this revered elder of the Sardaukar people would be a Fedaykin but they are hard to come by. For now, he will have to battle with something more reasonable like scurvy and gingivitis.
4. Mirko ConCop (Aka Comrade Samurai)
This guy is a combination of two of the most stoic peoples in history between the eastern europeans and the samurai. I think the best fight to give him would be a common enemy of both: a Mongolian. Any of them live in the West Virginia area?
5. Cosmo Deforrest (aka Cock's Nightmare)
This dude has eaten more eggs than Youngstown bob during that time of the month. I don't know much about fighting but, if movies have taught me anything it's that eating raw eggs = strength. Experience has taught me that it's mostly just leads to salmonella but something tells me that a guy that owns Top Gun on laserdisc has an iron stomach.
6. Jonathan Flemming (aka Soldier boy)
Is this exactly what the overlords in the CCP overlords of Tiktok want? Free propaganda for their army? Perhaps. Or maybe this guy is exactly what our military needs? Someone so unafraid of cringe that he is willing to do literally anything they ask without question. Just keep him away from any future prisons….
7. Clyde Hicks (aka Oil Spill)
How are you supposed to harm a man that you cannot connect a punch on? Every fist would go glancing right off his bizarro physique, leaving you open to god knows what kind of retribution. It would be like be like fighting at a somehow more sexual nuru massage (might be telling on myself there).
8. Keech (aka Warrior Poet)
I've followed this guy for a while and I think he is unironically perfect for RnR. He's obsessed with the steelers to the point that his entire basement is basically an equipment room. He's a semi-pro WR and, like you can see, he loves bad tattoos. That's the prototype for this fight, baby! Sign him up to fight whatever his Ravens fan counterpart is.
9. Jesse (Aka the Family Man)
Yea, I think this one speaks for itself. When the giant devil tattoo on your forehead is only the third craziest tattoo on your body, you should be a fighter.
10. The Brothers of Destruction
They might be brothers, might be father son, maybe both! Either way, this video essentially serves as a fight promo in itself. Not sure if they are mad at the federal government, their parole officers or maybe just the cashier at Walmart but this energy should be channelled into getting a KO at RnR.
Anyway, tonight is going to be a blast. RnR is consistently one of the funniest things that the comapny does and this will be no exception.
