Fuck Marry Kill

Stu Feiner sent me this picture from his Mulch Party in 2022...

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And one of my editors, former Podfathers co-host, and good friend, Clem, then posted it on Twitter asking people who they would Marry, Fuck, or Kill in this situation.

I quickly added that on top of potentially fucking, marrying, and killing me, Clem, and Mintzy, the trio in this picture would be a very good threesome to be paired with on the golf course if you showed up as a single (although a terrible threesome to be paired with sexually).  We would also be an outstanding group to eat a big Italian meal with, AND we could be candidates for a "dream blunt rotation"… I may or may not have gotten a little high with Clem when we saw the Avatar sequel together last year, and it was extraordinary (the experience, not the movie). Plus Mintzy + weed would probably make everything better (if he can keep the racial slurs at a minimum).

(Sorry, Ben.)

For the record, I would kill myself, make Mintzy my lawfully wedded wife, and fuck the living shit out of Clem… And, in a way, I may have already done it.

Take a report.

-Large