Karen Of The Year: Someone Complained 21,000 Times (57x A Day) About Aircraft Noise Over Their House Last Year
A single Perth resident is said to have complained more than 21,000 times about noise from overflying aircraft last year, accounting for nearly half of all complaints in Australia.
The unidentified complainant’s prolific record is revealed in numbers provided to a Senate inquiry looking into the impact of noise from aircraft on cities and regional centres.
Okay I know it's not good to make assumptions, but this has to be a woman, right? Actually, I retract, it has to be a man. I think if someone complained 2,100 times in a year, there's no doubt in my mind that it's a woman. But once you get to 21,000, it has to go back to being a man. Women are crazy, but the biggest psychos on the planet are men. Alright, now I'm completely lost....maybe it was one of those that claim both?
Here's my official statement on the gender of the unidentified complaintant:
- If you are able to automate these complaints via a computer sending in emails almost 3x every single hour of the day, without worrying about sleep, then this was a man. He is crazy, he is too smart, and he created some system on a computer that blew up the complaint office without any effort on his end once the train got rolling
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- If you are have to physically call and/or write a complaint, then this was a woman. The commitment, persistence, and flat-out bitchiness can only come from one gender. And I'm pretty sure she looks like this....
Shutterstock Images.I mean, the math of 21,000 complaints in one year is simply bananas.
- 57 complaints a day
- 1,750 complaints a month
- 3.5 complaints an hour, if you sleep 8 hours a night
Then again, there's no way this person is sleeping 8 hours a night with all of that air traffic over their head! I need to know how bad this is. Like, if they're flying 2 inches past someones window, I side with the Karen. Although, why would you buy a house there….?
** And if this is all automated, then the government accepting the automated complaints need to just go back to old school. Unless they direct this guys 21,000 complaints directly into a junk mailbox, in which that's even funnier.