Friday Confessions

Dave Portnoy & JJ Watt Are Locked In An Analysis Battle About Whether The Houston Texans Are Cursed FOREVER Because They Wore Those Damn Letterman Jackets Into Foxboro 13 Years Ago

Duke's Multi-Million Dollar QB Darian Mensah is Entering The Transfer Portal, One Month After Announcing His Return to Duke via LeBron James Style "The Decision" Video (Which Has Now Been Deleted From His Instagram)

"What's A PissBomb And WHY Is It Your Specialty?" Paige Spiranac Teaming Up With Biz Nasty To Learn About Hockey Locker Rooms = MUST WATCH

Nico Collins is Ruled OUT for Sunday. Let the 'Patriots are Frauds With an Easy Schedule' Talk Begin!

The Knicks Are Sinking In The Standings And Darius Garland Is On The Mend Again

HIGH PRAISE: Tom Brady Called Bears Tight End Colston Loveland "Mini Gronk" And I Think It's Time He Gets The Credit He Deserves, Especially For His Singing Skills

On Today's Yak, Big Cat Found Out If He's Gay Or Straight

Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To You.....Mintzy's Resume

Even Tony Soprano Knew Enough to Enter Therapy...

Jameis Winston, Once Accused of Sex Addiction, Says He Gave Up Sex in a Contract Year

These AI Celeb Deepfake Videos Have Gotten Too Real And It Feels Like The End Is Near

The Chicago Bears Are Bringing In The Big Guns For Sunday's Divisional Playoff Matchup, Jim Cornelison To Sing The National Anthem, And "Cheese Grater Guy" For Positive Vibes

WATCH: Lily Phillips Breaks Down Her Orgy Beef With Bonnie Blue And Shows Off Her New Aston Martin Wrapped With 200 Pictures Of Her Face

And Then There Were Only 3 Undefeated Teams Left In College Basketball

This Video Of College Hoops Coaches Across The Country Losing Their Goddamn Minds This Season Is Cinema At Its Finest

That's Enough Internet for Today: Jalen Rose's Daughter is Pushing a Conspiracy Theory That Aaron Rodgers Married an AI Chatbot

A Whole Lotta Liotta

Power Ranking All The Jerseys From D2: The Mighty Ducks

Kathleen Kennedy Has Officially Left Star Wars after 14 Years

On This Season of Traitors, Michael Rapaport Managed to Alienate Himself From Everyone and Get Accused of Homophobia

Safe To Say That SommeliCHEAH Is A Success And Everyone Needs To Subscribe

Tom Brady Bares His Soul and Admits Getting Divorced Messed Up His Final Season

Welcome Home: Conor Gallagher's Girlfriend Broke The Story Of How Tottenham Landed Him During Dinner, Fans Everywhere Are Ready For Them

Jackson Hole Ski Resort Recently Installed A Live Cam On The World Famous "Corbets Couloir" And The Videos Are Absolutely Incredible

THE METS HAVE SIGNED BO BICHETTE! Wait, What?!?!?!

'16 and Pregnant' Star Turned Adult Film Actress Farrah Abraham Announced She's Running for Mayor of Austin, But Found Out Live on TMZ the Election Isn't Until 2028

After Single Handedly Burying The Miami Heat, Anfernee Simons Is Making One Hell Of A Case To Stay In Boston Long Term

These Stories Of Chris Mara Calling His Shot With John Harbaugh Is The Stuff Giants Fans Have Dreamt Of For Years

The Orioles Are Giving Away A Tupac Bobblehead Later This Season And They Are Already On Sale On eBay For The Low Price Of $770!

Skell Of The Week: Guy Shuts His Eyes For A Few Minutes Before Recording A Pod

We Are Ranking The Greatest Superhero Movies

Johnny Knoxville Says He Absolutely Can NOT Get Hit In The Head While Filming Jackass 5 Due To A Traumatic Brain Injury..."But A Lot Of Other Guys Can"

"Pizza Capital Of the World My Ass." Basketball Legend Geno Auriemma Opened His Postgame Presser With a Scathing Connecticut Pizza Review

Auston Matthews Doesn't Care About Playing Against Mitch Marner, And He Certainly Doesn't Care About Backchecking In Overtime Either

Smart Man: Josh Allen Is Not Going To Talk To Hailee Steinfeld About Her Viral Broncos Picture, Reminds Denver Fans 'She Was Probably Paid To Be There'

The Dodgers Break Out The Brinks Truck One More Time And Ink Top Free Agent Kyle Tucker To A 4 year, $240M Deal Because They Can Do Whatever The Fuck They Want

My Fellow Paisan Mike Tirico Addressed The Criticism Of His NBA on NBC Interview With Michael Jordan, And Told It How It Is

Anthony Black Unleashed The Dunk Of The Year After Successfully Dunking Over Four Defenders At Once

"DON'T ASK ME! DON'T CALL ME! DON'T TEXT ME!" – Don't Even Think About Asking Michael Irvin For Tickets to The National Championship Game

"PULL OVER OR I'LL KILL YOU!" - Kiefer Sutherland Got Arrested After Allegedly Going FULL Jack Bauer On An Uber Driver Who Refused To Pull His Car Over

Kylie Jenner Deserves A Salute For Her A+ Dress Selection The Past Few Weeks (WARLOCKS) And Also Sharing Her Secret Trick To Have Perfect Lips

We've Got a Good, Old Fashioned Congressional Sex Scandal on Our Hands as Former Senator Kyrsten Sinema is Accused in a Lawsuit of Having an Affair With Her Bodyguard and Telling Him to Buy Her Molly

The 2016 Trend Has Taken Over Social Media So Here Are The Best 2016 Pics Of Barstool Sports Employees

I Found The Best Cheeseburger and $2 Beers In The Middle of Nowhere

On A Scale From 1-10, How Insane Is This Guy Who Is Flying 19 Hours From Australia Just To Watch The Bears Take On The Rams In Single Digit Temps Then Get Back On A Plane And Fly Home?

More Than 17 NCAA Division-1 Basketball Teams Are Caught Up In A Point Shaving Scandal And At Least 20 People Have Been Charged, Including Former NBA Player Antonio Blakeney

Katie Ledecky Is The Most Dominant Athlete On The Planet Right Now And It's Not Even Close

Mikey Bets Has Been Fired As Barstool Chicago Basketball's Coach

A YouTuber Claims To Have Figured Out the Recipe for Coca-Cola After a Year of Experimenting