FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

New Money Making Opportunity Just Dropped: Run Outside Naked When The Google Maps Street View Car is Driving By

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The Yankees Have Swung a Deal For 3rd Baseman Ryan McMahon To Help Improve Their Putrid Defense

MY EX-WIFE: Divorced Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen Got JACKED With Muscle To Play Mephisto. Now One Of The Strongest 53 Year Olds On Earth

Maybe We Can Cut Little League Coaches A Little Slack When They're Losing Their Shit On Players

'It's On The Yacht' - Rory Was Letting Loose While Partying In Saint Tropez And Let People Know Where He Was Keeping His Green Jacket

"You Shouldn't Be Penalized For Drafting Well" - If Only Former NBAPA President CJ McCollum Felt This Way When He Negotiated The NBA's New CBA

In The Spirit Of Chuck E. Cheese Getting Arrested, Here's A List Of Mascots That Would Be The Funniest To See Getting Arrested

Over 1,000 Restaurant And Concession Workers Are On Strike At Fenway Park For The First Time In Its 113 Year History Ahead Of Tonight's Red Sox Game Against The Dodgers

The Great Migration – Watching A Giant Confusion Of Wildebeests Cross A River Of Crocodiles During Africa's Great Migration Is A Bucket List Item

Watch: Margaret Qualley Dances In Lingerie To Debut Her New Song Under The Stage Name "Lace Manhattan" And It's Produced By Jack Antonoff

While Drake Maye is Dominating Patriots Camp, Joe Milton is Throwing Shade at His Former Teammates

Dak Prescott Looks Like He's Having A Blast As The Cool Counselor At Summer Camp

Gotta Try Anything To Win: Florida Football Brought In 7'9" Olivier Rioux For A Tryout To To Be A Guy Who Only Blocks Kicks

'Nose Dive': Meghan and Harry Reportedly Lose Their $100 Million Netflix Deal Thanks to 'a Pitiful Plummet in Popularity'

Nintendo Wants Us To Believe Mario & Peach Are Just "Good Friends"

'I Told Her To Call The Police' - Jared Verse Learned A Valuable Lesson, Never Challenge Aaron Donald To Any Sort Of Physical Competition

A Memphis Football Player Reportedly Sent the Tigers' Defensive Playbook to UTSA's Quarterback Before Their 2024 Game

One Unit To Rule Them All: Desmond Watson Gets Placed On The Bucs' Non-Football Injury List For Coming Into Camp At 450 lbs

The Legend Continues To Grow - Scottie Scheffler Proudly Confirms He Was The One Who Ripped An Incredible Fart During One Of His Shots At The Open

Find Someone Who Talks About You Like Baker Mayfield Talks About His Rookie Wide Reciever, Emeka Egbuka

NO LEBRON!!! STOP!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

"I Fucking Hate Rudy Gobert" - It Has Become Clear That Under No Circumstances Will Shaq Ever Stop Hating On Rudy Gobert

Cut Out The Middle Man – In South Beloit, Illinois People Will Be Able To Sell Blood In Direct Exchange For Drugs

PLINKO Day Resulted In One Member Of The Yak Getting A Completely New Hairstyle

Rest In Power To The King of The Flugelhorn, Chuck Mangione. (Bonus - The Best Songs Featuring Horn, Sax, and Brass Instruments Ever Debate)

The Warriors vs Jonathan Kuminga Saga Continues To Be A Complete Shit Show

Another Day, Another Irrational Airplane Meltdown

The 5 Players On Trial From The 2018 Canadian World Junior Hockey Team Have Officially Been Found Not Guilty By A Judge

Bad Beat: A Savannah Banana Went On CNN And Did A Banana Split That May Put Him On The IL While Attempting A Backflip

Catching A Felony For Having 1-Ounce of Weed In Your Bedroom Closet, Which Cops Found Because You Called Them After Someone Burglarized Your Home, Is An All-Time Bad Beat

Growing Up Is Getting Comfortable Doing Things Alone That Are Awesome To Do Alone

Al Santillo's Pizzeria Is Returning Soon And Dave Portnoy Can't Wait To Get A Slice When He's Back

Ranking My 5 Worst Bills To Pay

Being A Jets Fan Is Never Ending Darkness And Pain

This Team Is Cursed: Dolphins Corner Artie Burns Tears ACL On First Day Of Camp

Chuck E. Cheese Has Been Arrested for Credit Card Fraud in Tallahassee, Florida

American Eagle Announces Upcoming Fall Ad Campaign With Sydney Sweeney - Stock Immediately Sky Rockets

The First Couple of France is Suing Right Wing Podcaster Candace Owens for Claiming the First Lady is Actually a Man. And Owens is Doubling Down on Her Claims.

Ric Flair Posted A Heartwarming Tribute To Hulk Hogan

We Are Being Blessed With New Drake Tonight

Tyrese Haliburton Broke Down The Details Around His Achilles Injury And It Reinforced Just How Unfair Sports Can Be

I Once Wrote a Lyric for The Prince of Darkness... (RIP, Ozzy)

Elon Musk: "We're Bringing Back Vine, But in AI Form", Whatever The Hell That Means

Justice: Some Jackass Snuck Into The Tour de France Pretending To Be A Racer, Gets Truck Sticked By A Security Guard At The Finish Line

It's Coming Home: US Soccer Star Antonee Robinson Dominates England (Again) And Got His First Hole-In-One ... On A Par 4 ... With His Driver

Hulk Hogan Has Passed Away At 71 Years Old

Welcome Back: Eva Murati Made Her Long Waited Return And Promptly Reminded Everyone Why She's A Global Superstar

There's No Higher Responsibility As A Man Than Packing Everything Up For The Day On The Beach