The Chancellor of Germany Just BANNED Calling In Sick From Work For The Entire Country

In The Span Of Just 25 Months, The Boston Celtics Went From A Potential Dynasty Sitting Atop The Basketball World To Completely Dismantled With An Uncertain Future

Sadie Sink Showed Off Her Six-Pack Abs For A Photoshoot While Rumors Still Swirl About Playing X-Men Legend Jean Grey In 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day'

Summer is Here: The Yankees Losing Streak Is Now Seven Games And They're Playing Just About The Worst Baseball Imaginable

Team Chemistry Has Never Been Higher - The US Soccer Team Celebrated The Win By Showing The World How Much They Love Ella Langley

Now That He's Been Traded, It Didn't Take Long For The Jaylen Brown Media Smear Campaign To Begin

Finding Out Malik Tillman Had To Change Cleats Right Before His Goal Because His Foot Was Covered In Blood Makes It Even More Iconic

Red Sox Interim Manager Chad Tracy Called It a Really Good Homestand For His Team. He’s Wrong.

Why Not Us: Mauricio Pochettino Belting Out 'Country Roads' With The Crowd Is AWESOME And Why He's Becoming The Savior US Soccer Needed

Livvy Dunne, Brooks Nader, Shay Mitchell, & Hassie Harrison Look GREAT Running In The Iconic Red Swimsuit For Their 1st 'Baywatch' Reboot Trailer

The Flo Balogun Red Card Is Even More Bullshit When You Realize VAR Didn't Follow Protocol And The US Can't Appeal The Suspension

REPORT: The Sixers Have Reached Out To LeBron James, As If The Trade For Jaylen Brown Wasn't Exciting Enough

ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE: Flo Balogun And Malik Tillman Put On A Show, Overcome The Ref's Bullshit And Deliver The US Our First Knockout Win Since 2002

Flo Balogun Just Got The Worst Red Card In The History Of Soccer, This Ref Is The Worst To Ever Do It

PLAY FREE BIRD: Folarin Balogun Once Again Is An American Hero, Shrugs Off The Ref Trying To Fuck Him Over To Finally Give The US The Lead

Free Agent Signings Don't Get Any Bigger Than This - The Pacers' Championship Is Officially Back On With Kelly Oubre Jr. Coming To Town

The Sixers Championship Window Is Wide Open After Fleecing Boston For Jaylen Brown

HOLY SHIT: The Celtics Have Traded Jaylen Brown To The Sixers For Paul George And Picks

CHAOS: Belgium Somehow Scores Twice After The 85th Minute To Force Extra Time Because This World Cup Is Nothing But Mayhem

Penn State Unveiled NEW Football Uniforms From Adidas That Are Undoubtedly The Best In The Sport

The Block Party Is Back! Michael Block Is Rocking The Most Patriotic Haircut Of The Year This Weekend To Celebrate America And The US Senior Open

Millie Bobby Brown Wore A See-Through Top To Her 'Enola Holmes 3' Premiere & Been Posting Bikini Pics A LOT To Bring Back "Hot Girl Summer" ASAP

It's Cup or Bust In Toronto, And Sergei Bobrovsky Signs A 3-Year Deal With The Maple Leafs To Be The Savior

Florida Contractor Accused Of Stealing $40,000 From His Customer And Buying Baseball Cards With The Money Instead Of Renovating Their Home

It Shouldn't Be Coming Home - Harry Kane Had To Hit A Couple Ridiculous Goal To Bail Out England, Keep Them Alive At The World Cup

Steve Cohen Admitted That Francisco Lindor And Juan Soto Had Issues With Each Other Last Season But Says They Are Getting Along Now

A Masked Couple Climbed To The Top Of The Empire State Building Antenna, Hung A Peace Sign, Then Got Engaged

Rob Pelinka Is COOKING: The Lakers Traded For Walker Kessler And Signed Colin Sexton, Quentin Grimes, And Sandro Mamukelashvili All In A 30 Minute Span

Mexico's Manager Thought He Had A Perfect Day Yesterday Until He Realized He Was All Out Of Whiskey And That's All He Wanted

Brad Stevens And The Celtics Have Finally Made A Move By Stealing Mitchell Robinson From The Knicks

SUPERSTAR: Kim Kardashian Posted A Micro Bikini Photoshoot That Once Again Proves She's Got Elite Longevity On The Level Of LeBron James & TB12

Irv Was a Prince, and I Was Married to His Beautiful Daughter...

The Smartest Thing Mauricio Pochetting Has Ever Done Is Adopt The New York Knicks Mindset And Strategy Before Today's Knockout Round Game

The 'Mexican Batman' Has Been Running Around the City, Catching Motorbike Thieves and Leaving Them Taped to Poles for the Police

"It's Just Something You Don't Do In Baseball" Cade Cavalli Explains The Unwritten Rule That Wilson Contreras Broke And That Eventually Led to The Benches Clearing At Fenway

Zach Werenski, American Hero, Has Denied A Trade To The Dallas Stars And Wants To Stay In The East

Sergio Garcia Basically Blamed The Bad Lasagna He Ate For Lunch As To Why He Shot A 75, Missed Out On Qualifying For The Open

Freddy, the German Soccer Tourist Who Won America's Hearts Has Deleted His X Account After People Dug Up His Old Posts

World's Most Invincible Celebrity Chris Brown Ordered To Pay $13M After His Dog Mauled A Housekeeper And He Allegedly Refused To Call 911

Ohio's Tate Joined Me For An Evening Of Baseball In Baltimore But Somehow Managed To Piss Off The Entire State Of Maryland With His Crab Opening Technique

The Scenes From Estadio Azteca With Mexico Winning 2-0 And Fans Going Nuts And Serenading The Players Looked Absolutely Insane

"Sit Down, Boy." Wilson Contreras Fires His Helmet After An Apparent Cade Cavalli Taunt And Gets Ejected at Fenway

Mbappe Can't Stop Putting On A Show At The World Cup, Had His Own Coach Bowing Down To Him To Show Respect For Today's Performance

There's an "Explosive Diarrhea Parasite" Spreading Across The United States, Has Reached At Least 20 States

Caitlin Clark's Choke Artist Alyssa Thomas Is Getting Treated Like A Heroic Victim By WNBA Players & Pundits While The WNBPA Union Declined To Comment On Whether Fists Into Throats Are Punishable Or Not. Sick League!

Party Like It's 2019: Kawhi Leonard Is Officially Returning To The North After Being Traded Back To The Toronto Raptors

Model Cara Delevingne Confirmed She Was Dating Amber Heard After The Johnny Depp Divorce Drama And All Their Pictures Together Make Way More Sense Now

Of Course Erling Haaland Scored The Game-Winner To Let Norway Advance, Because Erling Haaland Is Inevitable

Dave Portnoy Was Almost FIRED From Barstool Sports?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mentally Weak Germany Reportedly Had 4 Players All Refuse to Take The Final Penalty Kick in Their Loss to Paraguay