How About Governor Baker Wearing Knock-Off "Free Brady" Gear For The Ice Bucket Challenge Today?

Charlie, what the fuck man? It’s one thing for idiot tourists at Fenway to be buying this shit but as an elected official you’re supposed to know better. You were put in office because you’re supposed to have half a brain. So what the fuck is this all about? You wear those “Adidas” pants with the four stripes too? Buy your wife fake Louis Vuitton bags? Cop some still in theater DVDs down in Chinatown? Come on, man. Have some dignity. Have some honor. Buy a real shirt.

Maybe I’ll even talk to Portnoy and see if I can talk him down and knock that shipping and handling off for you.

And Pete, don’t think you’re in the clear on this either bud. You’re supposed to be a friend and you’re out there sleeping with the enemy like this. Should’ve demanded Charlie take that thing off and burn it the second you laid eyes on him. For shame.