Reader Email – My Daughter Won 2nd Place In Her 5th Grade Science Fair Proving the Patriots Didn’t Deflate Footballs.

Reader Email

Hi Guys,

My daughter just won second place in her 5th grade science fair by proving that the patriots did not deflate footballs. Not sure if it’s barstool worthy, but wanted to send you a couple of pics. It cost us way less than $5 million to reach this conclusion too.

Thanks,
Brian

Well looks like we got another screwjob on our hands. 2nd place? Who the hell beat this girl? Listen I know a thing or two about science and this is first place work plain and simple. Hell it wouldn’t surprise me if Jeffrey Kessler calls her as an expert witness during the appeal. So unless there was another Deflategate Science Project entered in this science fair and my sources say there wasn’t I have no idea how she lost. This has Goodell’s dirty finger prints all over it. Oh and if you don’t think Goodell would try to rig a 5th grade science fair you don’t know anything about Roger Goodell.

PS – I almost had to wear shades because this dad was beaming so brightly.