58 Year Old Jon Lovitz Is Apparently Dating And Possibly Engaged To 27 Year Old 90210 Star Jessica Lowndes

“Can you believe this shit?” -Jon Lovitz, probably

Jon Lovitz out of NOWHERE. I wouldn’t say a giant age gap in a relationship is exactly a new phenomenon in terms of Hollywood relationships but I also can’t be the only one out there that didn’t even realize Jon Lovitz was still alive. Haven’t heard from him in years and then all of a sudden he pops up rolling around in a convertible with a 27 year old dime piece on his arm. Good for you, Jon. Good for both of you. And I say that with all seriousness because you can tell Jessica Lowndes has already played that game in her head where she’s spun everything to fit the “I’m dating a 58 year old, don’t judge me” narrative. Testing it out on social media before she has to explain it to everyone else in her life. Like when you look for apartments and the real estate agent says the place isn’t small, it’s “cozy”.

She’s got new names for Sugar Daddy. Ice cream daddy, lol.

His hands are “wise and tell a thousand stories” which is code for his hands look like they starred on tales from the crypt.

And the classic RGIII inspirational ‘grams telling everyone age doesn’t matter.

So congrats you crazy couple. Way to go. Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes from the new 90210, absolutely stunning, in every sense of the word.

Jon Lovitz putting on the Zero Haters glasses

And going to bed with this.

Also this is probably all fake because the internet sucks now.