A Hatchling Sea Iguana Tries To Escape The Worst Death Imaginable

There were so many ups and downs in this video. This baby sea iguana took me on a roller coaster ride that I simply wasn’t ready for early this morning. From the jump, I thought ole boy was fucked. He was surrounded. He was a baby. He was an iguana in a land that is covered in runner snakes. Nightmare fuel that can light the lamps of my dreams for decades to come.

I had the same type of testicular reaction that I get from watching the videos of those wild ass Russian dudes who climb towers in order to take Go Pro videos with their selfie sticks. My balls were to my throat. And then, boom. Baby iguana is engulfed in a pile of snakes. He’s dead. I just know it.

But then.

Somehow, someway, the hatchling escapes and makes it out of the den of hell. Incredible shit.

Tackle your day like this hatchling iguana escaping his runner snake version of the case of the Mondays, folks.

Fuck runner snakes and anybody who loves em.