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Mississippi Mayor Caught In Quite The Pickle When His Girlfriend Sends A Pic Of His Dick To Every Alderman In The City

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(Source) A nude photo the mayor of Hernando wanted to be kept private is now public, all because the woman he texted it to made it public. She sent it to some of the Hernando aldermen.  Mayor Chip Johnson said he wishes it never happened.

“I wish it had not been sent obviously,” Johnson said. “Of course it was something very stupid that should not have been done. I guess I’m paying the price.”

The photo was taken in the shower.”It’s between two consenting adults and it was something that was meant to remain private. Obviously, it is not anymore,” Johnson said. Mayor Johnson sent the photo to a woman in Little Roch he was dating. We are told the mayor is going through a divorce.

The photo was sent the day after Christmas to some of the Hernando aldermen with the message “your mayor.” Johnson said he trusted the woman. “There are just probably some things you should not trust. Obviously this is one of them,” Johnson said. WMC Action News 5’s Janice Broach talked with the woman by phone. She said she did not want to talk about it and to let the mayor talk. People in Hernando were surprised by the photo.

“Outrageous to me. Blows my mind,” one resident said. “He shouldn’t do anything like that in an office like that,” another said. Johnson said while he regrets the photo, it has nothing to do with his job as mayor of Hernando. “Obviously this was something very private and personal with me. This has nothing to do with the city of Hernando. It does not interfere with my job. I govern this city everyday,” Johnson said.

 

 

 

 

The lesson as always kids, never ever text a picture of your face when letting your dong hang out. I mean of course this woman is a scumbag of the highest order, to betray the mayor’s trust like this, but the real take away lesson is keep that camera neck down so your O-Face doesn’t end up in the inbox of every alderman in the city. It sucks that this is the world we live in but this is the world we live in. I’ve said it a million times, if you’re a guy who likes to get things hot and heavy via text, pause for a second, go jerk off, THEN send the sext. If you sext with a loaded gun you’ll think a picture of your dick in the shower is a good idea and will never backfire. Learn it and live it. Because 2016 is a different time, there is no such thing as loyalty anymore. The rule is simple. Don’t trust anyone, for any reason, to do anything, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been, ever, for any reason whatsoever. And you should be ok.

 

 

 

Also nice to now know what Dave looks like in the shower. That was kind of a bummer image on a Friday.