A Huge Sinkhole Just Opened Up In Baltimore in Charles Village. Huge.

 
By gawd they’re coming for us! Sinkholes are still being fucking relentless cocksucking assholes and there’s no escaping them! I’ve been warning people about them for months now, and I guess reality is finally starting to kick in for some. One second you’re driving in Charles Village, going on your merry way, next thing you know the Earth swallows you whole. You can run, but you can’t hide from the almighty sinkhole. It can happen here, there, anywhere. While you’re awake, while you’re asleep, while you’re fingerbanging ol’ Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties, it doesn’t matter. Another day, another sinkhole, another reminder we are never, ever safe.