After A Judge Denied Gawker A Re-Trial, It Looks Like They Are Looking For Potential Buyers

Man oh man, it looks like it’s come to this. We talked about the size of his dick. We talked about if his dick wears a do-rag. And somewhere in the middle of that talk, Hulk Hogan actually killed Gawker. Dropped his leg right on them. And now it appears they are in the business of selling. Because you can only clickbait people for so long before you have to realize your shitty product isn’t going to make enough money to give Hulk Hogan his 140 million dollars.

The good news for Gawker is their #brand is probably worth quite a bit of money. Deadspin, despite sucking, is still a big name. Jezebel, despite being the worst website on the entire Internet, is still a somewhat big name, even though even feminists think it’s pure garbage.

So what did we learn from this lawsuit? I guess the biggest lesson is don’t post someone’s secretly recorded sex tape, don’t tell a lawyer to fuck off when he sends a Cease and Desist, don’t tell a judge to fuck off when he tells you to take it down, and then don’t make jokes about a child having a sex tape while on the stand. Oh, and don’t piss off a billionaire. Absolutely never piss off a billionaire.