I'm Going To Watch This Guy Nearly Suffucate While Trying To Put On a Poncho For The Next 2 Hours

This has to be the shining moment of the season so far. Not Max Scherzer, not Bryce Harper, but FP narrating that guy nearly dying from suffocating in his poncho. It’s definitely the highlight of FP’s broadcasting career, no doubt. And the old guy without a doubt never got his arms through the holes.

Did the Nats lose 5-0 a day after beating the Rays 16-4? Sure. But at least we will always have poncho man in our lives, so at the end of the day, did we really lose at all?

PS: Steven Souza Jr came back to DC and proceeded to hit a little league HR. Great team effort on this one.