Rumors Are Flying That Alexis Ren Got Implants...Let's Investigate
There’s been quite some developments in our old friend Alexis Ren’s life over the last couple of months. The last we saw her, she was frolicking on the beach with puppies.
So what has she been up to since that magical day in December? Well, her and her boyfriend dude broke up, and then she said he has a tiny cock.
But that hasn’t deterred her one bit. In fact, quite the opposite! Rumors are flying that she got implants, which I can neither confirm nor deny because I’m not allowed within 1,000 feet of her. But I can let you be the judge.
Maybe?
Possibly?
And then…
Wowzers.
Regardless, she is the top 1 in the world for me right now, and you know she’s doing some wild post-breakup shit that I don’t even know exists because I look like me and she looks like her.
And one more for old time’s sake….