#44: If You Don’t Think A Bulldog Jerking Off Is Funny Then We Probably Wouldn’t Be Very Good Friends

When that light turned on and I saw his little nuts, that look like two grapes sitting on the counter, I laughed. What else do you want me to say? Is it weird watching a dog jerk off? Yeah, it’s pretty goddamn weird. But, a little bulldog jerking off his little surprisingly sized dick made me laugh. Guess that’s just where I’m at in life now.

PS – When he Marilyn Manson’d himself and went in for the lick I was like Ohhhh you lucky son of a bitch!