A Few Members Of The USA Basketball Team Mistakenly Ended Up In A Brazilian Whorehouse
TMZ- Several Team USA hoops stars made a bonehead move in a foreign land — thinking they were walking into a spa that turned out to be a whorehouse. DeAndre Jordan, DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins, DeMar Derozan and possibly 3 other players went out on the town Wednesday night in Rio and strolled into Termas Monte Carlo … which Rolling Stone called “one of the high end brothels in Rio.” When you call the place, they’ll tell you it’s a spa that plays music … and it’s just for male customers. Oh, and they have a full bar. A source close to the team tells us the players got the standard line, so they assumed it was kosher. The source said, “They realized it wasn’t the right place for them and immediately left.” As for what happened inside, the players were only seen hanging at the bar. Multiple sources tell us they bought booze … nothing more.
Whoops! Of all the gin joints in all the world (along with all the iPhone apps about your surroundings in all the world), the USA Basketball team happened to stumble into a high scale brothel in Rio. Just shocking stuff. Of course the players just bought a few drinks and quick skidaddled. In my opinion, this was no business session. This was recon. It’s like browsing for something in a store even though you know that you will end up buying it from Amazon when you get home. Except replace UPS dropping off a package with a bunch of high class hookers being dropped off at your ridiculous super luxury sex yacht.