Our Long National Nightmare Of Suction Cup Guy Climbing Trump Tower Is Over After The Police Grabbed Him
Click here for the blog written during his climb
Click here for what may have been a video this guy released yesterday
ABC honestly couldn’t have had worse timing. I was on the edge of my seat wondering if this guy would wiggle free and fall to his death, and they are showing a video I blogged a half hour earlier. What a bunch of assholes. Should’ve stuck with trusty NBC or gone to the guy that Periscoped that was clearly a Stoolie.
This was the most electric moment on TV that I’ve seen for a while. A dude one wiggle free from plummeting to his death. I don’t smoke cigarettes, but I’m about to pop open a fresh pint of Ben & Jerry’s to come down after watching that.
Now hopefully we find out what this guy’s deal is. Good guy? Bad guy? Mix of both like Heisenberg? And does Trump meet with him? More questions than answers right now.
Also has anyone checked the Federal Bank of New York? Because this Stoolie brings up a great point.
Gonna leave this here for the NYPD to send to all of its ground units just in case.