Two Of The Olympians That Say They Were With Ryan Lochte When He Was Robbed Were Just Pulled Off Their Plane In Rio
If this was all really just a ruse by these swimmers to grab headlines, the entire plan is falling apart in front of their eyes like the Lufthansa heist in Goodfellas. Sure they got their moments in the press, just like everyone in Goodfellas got their money. But now the chickens are coming home to roost. But instead of getting shot in their cars, these people are probably being sent to a Brazilian police station right now for questioning. Can you imagine what a holding cell in Rio looks like these days? I bet that’s where Blanka from Street Fighter II is locked up during the Olympics. At least he will give you a choice: Either get electrocuted or have your face eaten off.
And while all this happens, Ryan Lochte is probably sitting at home in some air conditioned McManion waiting for a 1-on-1 with Matt Lauer.
Doing this to Americans takes some stones from the Brazilians. But I understand that they have “hosting the Olympics” muscles. Hope the headlines were worth it, Gunnar and Jack. You better pray that Bryan Mills is related to one of you.
Now hit the music.