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Not All Heroes Wear Capes: Kathryn Tappen Verbally Puts Mike Milbury In A Coffin

What you saw right there, ladies and gents, was the verbal equivalent of somebody beating a man over the head with his own shoe. Kathryn Tappen from the top ropes, laying the beatdown on Mike Milbury that we all wish that we could layeth. If Milbury wants to bring that weak shit to the studio when Liam McHugh is around, well then that’s all well and good. Because even though you can tell Liam has been losing his patience with the Douche Overlord this season, he’s still too much of a nice guy to do anything about it. In comes Kathryn Tappen and Milbury thinks it’s like when you had a substitute teacher in high school. Thought last night was going to be a cake walk. Thought it was going to be easier than being the General Manager of the New York Islanders. Little did he know that he was walking head-on directly into a Tapp Bomb only to get double teamed by Keith Jones jumping in at the end with “I can’t remember, I don’t listen anymore”. Not all heroes wear capes, but some really know how to pull off a dress.

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Elsewhere on the Stanley Cup Playoffs blooper reels from last night, here’s Brian Boyle demonstrating his displeasure with Justin Abdelkader for refusing to fight during Detroit’s game 3 win to get back into the series trailing Tampa 2-1.

Now the reason Abdelkader couldn’t fight is because his right hand was taped up and since this isn’t the 70s and you can’t put on the foil anymore in today’s NHL, Abdelkader could have been suspended if he actually went at it with Boyle.

How did Abdelkader hurt his hand, you may ask yourself? Well maybe it had something to do with this moment at the end of game 2 when he went to town on Mike Blunden’s face while Blunden was already on the ground.

Just a hunch.

@BarstoolJordie