Kids These Days Will Never Understand

This blog won't speak to every generation but it will speak volumes to mine. So, if you are between the ages of 22-30 grab a box of tissues and enjoy this blast from the past. 

Kids these days will never understand what it was like to pull up to school with this shit on em. If you pulled up to school wearing any of these things you were moving different that day. If I could compare it to a drug it'd be molly. When you pop that molly you turn into a beast, in the best way possible. Your confidence is through the roof, you can talk to any girl in the world, and most importantly, you love how you feel. That's what these items made you feel like.

Nike Elite Socks

Looking back on it, I feel like an absolute asshole making my mom buy me a $20 pair of socks, but my God were they worth every single penny. Sure, I might have been a white kid from the suburbs but when I put these socks on I felt like I was going to the league. I swear it was like a competition on who could get the most colors, we'd be opening our socks drawer and that shit would look like an LGBQT flag. These socks right here were SPECIAL.

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Sperry's

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YOU WERE NOT GETTING PUSSY UNLESS YOU WERE WEARING SPERRY'S!! I don't make the rules, I just play the game! Even though I went to a public school it still felt like we had school uniforms, because everyone wore the same shit. Nike Elite Socks, Sperry's, cargo shorts, and whatever shirt you bought from Hollister. I'm not going to lie, I kinda miss the Sperry days, easy to put on, made you feel older than you were, but unfortunately, loser frat kids that drug girls ruined that for us. (Not all frat kids are losers just the ones that drug girls).

I Love Boobies Bracelet 

Talk about a generational talent. This bracelet right here was pressure. Having just one boobies bracelet was never enough for the common 13-year old boy. Oh no, no, no, we're talking a 3 piece minimum. We made having multiple bracelets on our wrist cool way before Joe Burrow did. Wait, now that I think about it, Joe Burrow is my age, which means he too had boobies on his wrist, now it all makes sense. I remember coming home with my first boobies bracelet and my mom asked me "what the hell do you mean you love boobies?" Obviously, I didn't want to tell her that I loved Sarah's milkers, so I told her it was for breast cancer. Sorry mom, I still love you!

There's probably 100 other things I could list but due to attending every musical festival to ever exist, I now have permanent memory loss, but I'm fine with that, it was a fair trade. 

Let me know what I missed below!