We Have To Stop Proposing At Sporting Events (Especially Ones Where The White Sox Are Attempting To Make History For Being The Shittiest Team Of All Time)
Rowdy Tellez Needed 4 More Plate Appearances To Cash In A $200,000 Bonus.....But Was DFA'd By The Pittsburgh Pirates With 6 Games Left
Kawhi Leonard Reportedly Had Another Knee Surgery This Summer And The Clippers Season Might Already Be Cooked
"We Gonna Play Through Payton. Play Through Sam. We Gonna Still Win The Game" - Jaylen Brown Completely Buried The Detroit Pistons At Media Day By Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
The NFL Better Drug Test The Shit Out Of Christian McCaffrey Whenever He Returns From Germany With His Achilles Magically Healed
"No One In The NBA Is Scared Right Now Of The Boston Celtics" - The NBA Season Hasn't Even Started Yet And Kendrick Perkins Is Already Playing The Hits
Pardon My TakeFULL VIDEO EPISODE: NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Andy Dalton Is Back, The Vikings Are Good And Matthew Stafford Saves The Rams Season
Caitlin Clark's Playoff Debut Had More Viewers Than The Other 3 First Round Games Combined (And The Most Viewers Since The 2000 Finals)
Deny, Deny, Deny: Jerry Jones Claims He 'Doesn't Recall' Talking About The Size Of A Cowboys Player's Dick On Jamie Foxx's Video
Bret Bielema Has Doubled Down On Calling Out Penn State Fans By Saying Nebraska Is A Tougher Place To Play
Bay Area Sports Anchor Larry Beil Absolutely Eviscerated Oakland A's Owner John Fisher After The Team Put Out A Bullshit Farewell Letter To Their Fans Leading Up To Their Final Home Series
Watch: Wild Footage Of A Guy Getting Bulldozed By The Final Escaped Bull In North Attleboro Massachusetts