"Philly Is Definitely A Sports Town" -- World #1 Scottie Scheffler Clearly Knows More Than Dipshit Idiot Loser Josh Hart

Is Mitch Marner Serious With This Goal? What A Disgusting Little Freak

There's Never Been A More Egregious Abuse Of Power Than The MLB Telling Giants Outfielders To Stop Humping Each Other After Wins

Let The Kids Play! There's Finally A Movement Underway To Force Private Equity Out Of Youth Sports

A True Supervillain Was Born The Moment Nathan MacKinnon Missed That Empty Net At The Olympics, And The Minnesota Wild Had To Pay The Price

Congratulations To The Edmonton Oilers, Who Are Now The Biggest Shit Show In The NHL

Zach Benson Is Making A Strong Push To Become The Heir Apparent To The Rat Kingdom Throne

Don't Look Now, But Kyle Schwarber Is Doing That Thing Again Where He Gets Addicted To Hitting Dingers

Daryl Morey Has Been Fired By The Sixers After A Wildly Chaotic And Massively Disappointing 6 Years

There Ain't Nothing Wrong About The San Francisco (Sus) Giants Outfielders Bumping Cocks After A Win

Off The Floor, On The Board: Nathan MacKinnon Delivered The Empty Net Dagger To Win Game 4 After Getting Obliterated In The Face By A Puck

Free Beer At A Hockey Game Is Great, But It's Even Better When Fans Are Launching Beer Onto The Ice After You Eliminated The Home Team From Playoffs

Électrique: There's Not A Single Atmosphere In Hockey That Can Compete With Montreal When They Have An Elite Goalie In The Playoffs

"There's Only One Way To Put An End To It" -- Tyrese Maxey Is The Only One Taking Ownership And Accountability For Knicks Fans Completely Taking Over Xfinity Mobile Arena

For The 2nd Day In A Row, Philly Sports Have Been Swept Out Of The 2nd Round

The Philadelphia Flyers Still Manage To Become A Part Of Hockey History As The Carolina Hurricanes Became The First Team To Ever Sweep Back-To-Back Best Of 7 Series

Nobody Loves To Rip A Few Laps In The Hotel Pool Like Nathan MacKinnon, Who Brings His Own Goggles And Flippers On The Road

It's Been A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week In Philly Sports

REPORT: All Of Gronk's Friends From High School Can't Get Enough Of Paul Bissonnette, Keep Matching With Him On Dating Apps. Per Gronk

The Hurricanes Seriously Need To Think About Losing Some Games To The Flyers Right Now Or Else They're Going To Have Too Much Time Off

The Philadelphia Flyers Season Is Now On Life Support After The Most Pathetic Special Teams Performance In Hockey History

The Buffalo Blade Gang vs Montreal's Blade Gang Is About To Become A Major International Conflict

Andre Drummond Blows Game 2 For The Sixers By Losing The Battle For The Trapped Ball On Top Of The Net To Karl Anthony Towns

Joel Embiid Is Out For Game 2 Tonight, Which Means It Might Be Time To Put An Asterisk On This Series

Philadelphia Crossing Guard Saves A Child After A Violent Crash, Also Made Sure To Get Himself Some Ice Cream On One of the Hottest Days of the Year