Saquon Barkley And The Philadelphia Eagles Run The Everliving Shit Out Of The Entire City Of Los Angeles
Brandon Graham Is Done For The Year After Tearing His Tricep, Will Forever Be One Of The Most Legendary Eagles To Play In Philly
The Sixers Have Been Playing Like So Much Ass This Year That Even The Graphics Team Has Butt Stuff On Their Mind
Matvei Michkov, Sick Bastard, Takes Over Round 1 Of The Michkov vs Bedard Rivalry By Burying An Overtime Game Winner
37-Year-Old Sidney Crosby Is Still Out There Dropping The Mitts And Fighting Kyle Connor To Get Anything Going For The Penguins
"Whoever Leaked That Is A Real Piece Of Shit" - Joel Embiid Continues To Focus On All The Wrong Things
Gary Bettman Already Wants To Ruin Your Christmas, Says He Has No Idea Where Massive Salary Cap Increase Numbers Are Coming From
There's Nothing The World Deserves More Than To See Deion And Shedeur Sanders Both End Up With The Dallas Cowboys
Baby Wipe Companies Are Completely Shafting Parents (Without Lube) By How Difficult It Is To Take Wipes Out Of The Package
Ovechkin Better Get The Same Broadcast Interruption Treatment That Aaron Judge Got When He's Breaking Gretzky's Record
