After Their First Meeting Kawhi Told The Clippers Steve Ballmer Had Too Much Energy ... Uhh, Ya Think?

[Source] - Ballmer, Rivers said, has “been phenomenal to work with. He’s got more energy than anybody needs. After Kawhi signed, we had this meeting and Ballmer walks in punching the air and making all these sounds and Kawhi, who doesn’t say much, leans over and says, ‘That man has too much energy.’”

I mean this is the biggest ‘yeah, no kidding’ image anyone can ever imagine. The fact that Kawhi, who is this dude, thought there was too much energy:

I mean this is the fun guy Kawhi. This is someone who should have the nickname All Business. That’s what Kawhi is about. He just wants to go play ball, win a million games and then eat some goddamn deserts. Can’t really blame him. It sounds like a wonderful life.

But now you combine him with a guy that challenges Stu Feiner for energy and you get this confusion. Again, this is the Steve Ballmer we’re talking about

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The dude is an absolute electric factory. He’s always going a million miles a minute. Of course, OF COURSE he’s coming into the first meeting with air drums and making a bunch of noises. That’s just how Ballmer operates. I assume he’s always grunting and making obscure noises.

Ballmer always looks like the kid who got the N64 for Christmas and is jacked up. Now, Kawhi is the actual N64. Just pure unadulterated joy. It’s pure, raw emotion. He’s part of the reason why Clippers games are going to be must-watch this year. The dude is going to be losing his mind every single game from the front row more than normal.

Too much energy? Ballmer has no idea what that means. I need a Ballmer/Kawhi celebration this year. Need it.