The Human Ken Doll Just Got His Ribs Removed...Which Can Only Mean One Thing...#SelfSuckSzn

Source –  Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves said he feels like he has been “run over by a truck” after becoming the first man to have four ribs removed to leave him with a super slim waist.

“I am able to stand up or lie down but I am in excruciating pain. I feel like I have been run over by a truck. I am on very strong medication.”

The 34-year-old Brazilian wanted to have six ribs removed to drop his waistline from 34 inches down to just 26 inches.

However, he was told by doctors that could affect the function of his lungs.

In November he told The Sun: “If I have my ribs removed I’m gonna have a classic figure. It’s going to make my waist tiny so I can wear elegant, nice blazers.”

“I have had friends that have done it before — it’s not a simple procedure but it can be done.”

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Come on, Ken. You’re doing this for a slimmer waist? Really? That’s what you’re going with? Don’t treat me like an idiot. We all know why you’re doing it. It’s not like you’re the first guy to have his ribs removed.

Manson took his out in ’96 and has been self-sucking ever since. There’s no shame in it because he owns it. He didn’t patronize the public or hide it by saying his corset would fit better. He let it be known that he was trying to cut out the middle man/woman and get after it himself. I’m assuming the Ken Doll is trying to do the same. It can’t be easy getting a date with a face like that.

He’s had so much surgery he’s erased the human from his face. He looks like something out of Black Mirror. Like, I genuinely can’t tell what he is. He has no age, no nationality, even his gender’s starting fade. Which he’s pumped about.

“His latest surgery comes after he revealed on Italian TV he will have a sex change to turn into a Human Barbie Doll. He added: ‘I am very happy to be a man for now but I don’t want to turn into an old saggy man.'”

To each their own though. Keep doing you, Ken. Just don’t lie to us about why you’re doing it. And if you want to make #selfsuckszn a thing I’m down. The alliteration works, I’m just not sure how many shirts we’d sell.