Theo Von Tells Hilarious Story About When He Got So Coked Up He Locked Himself Out Of His Own Apartment

"How old were you at the time?" 

"Huh? Oh, this was two and a half years ago so I was thirty-five."

Hilarious. Fucking Hilarious. I'm sure it wasn't funny at the time, but the fact that he's able to look back now as a sober person and laugh means we can do the same. Theo has been in the office a few times and each time is weirder than the last. And I mean that in the best way possible. He's a unique cat. I mean, imagine walking in on him, alone, coked up, wearing a bunch of vests and when you ask him what he's doing he says, "having a Christmas Party." Who does that? I guess drug addicts, but that's besides the point. Rogan clearly ate it up. 

The wildest part was that it took seeing Darryl Strawberry on Opie and Anthony to get him sober. Thank God he did. By the way, I know this video is from July of 2018, but I don't care. It's the first time I've seen it and funny is funny. Sorry for trying to brighten your day.