Lighten the Fuck Up! She Asked the Well-Dressed Businessman if His Date Was Running Late...

A well-dressed businessman walked into a popular pickup bar and took a seat next to an extremely attractive, busty young blonde. He gave her a quick glance and then casually looked down at his expensive-looking wristwatch… 

The young woman noticed and in an effort to start a conversation she asked, "Is your date running late?" 

"No", he replied. "I just purchased this state-of-the-art watch and I was making sure it was working as it should…" 

The woman, now intrigued, asked, "Hmmm, a state-of-the-art watch… What's so special about it?" 

The businessman explained the watch's unique capability, "It uses alpha waves to inform me of important information telepathically…" 

The woman asked playfully, "What's it telling you right now?" 

"Well, it's letting me know that under that short skirt you're not wearing any panties…" 

The woman giggled and in an attempt to debunk his bold assertation she informed him, "Well, your state-of-the-art watch must be broken because I AM wearing panties!" 

The businessman smiled, tapped his watch twice, and said, "Damn this watch, it's an hour fast…"

* Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968

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