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Lighten the Fuck Up! Ray Was Recently Divorced & Decided to go on a Tropical Vacation at a Singles Resort...

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Ray just ended a difficult marriage with a nasty divorce and decided to get away and go on a tropical vacation at a singles resort… 

He was lying on a beautiful private beach and wanted a full-body tan, so he wasn't wearing anything other than a baseball cap covering his junk… 

A flirtatious young woman walking by saw his limited beach attire and commented, "If you were any sort of gentleman, Sir, you'd tip your cap to a lady…" 

Ray replied, "If you showed a little more skin and were any sort of lady, the cap would tip itself…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #212!

Just in case you missed the last one…