A Man Claims His Girlfriend Chopped Off His Junk with Garden Shears During a 'Sex Game'
Source – A MAN who had his penis and testicles hacked off with pruning shears by a pretty architect claims he was attacked during a sex game.
It was reported the 40-year-old musician, known only as Sergio Fernandez, was sleeping when he was allegedly mutilated by stunning blonde Brenda Barattini in the Argentinian city of Cordoba.
But his lawyer insisted yesterday his manhood was targeted while he was blindfolded and aroused.
Meanwhile, Brenda’s lawyer Carlos Nayi says the 26-year-old was defending herself from a sex assault after being fooled into letting Sergio into her apartment.
He said: “There’s justification for what happened. The information I’ve received is that she was the victim of a sex attack.” …
The claims were rubbished by Eduardo Perez, the lawyer acting for Sergio whose reproductive organs are reported to have been rendered useless despite an emergency hospital op which has put him “out of danger”. …
Insisting the pair had been seeing each other for several months, he added: “They were in the middle of things. He wasn’t asleep. They began with a sexual game in which he was blindfolded. There is evidence that was at the crime scene.”
I think for the first time in my life I can honestly say I wish I had jury duty in Argentina. And I say this as someone who literally sat through hundreds of trials when I worked for the Massachusetts court system, and I didn’t care about any of them. But this one I could definitely get into.
This is a perfect Whodunit. The ultimate case of he said/she said. Either your classic case of two crazy kids in love playing sex games gone terribly wrong or a woman keeping a massive, razor-sharp gardening implement around her apartment for self defense. And both versions are a tale as old as time.
We live in a #MeToo world and I applaud the victims who have been accosted by creeps like Harvey Weinstein and Al Franken for coming forward. Truly I do. But if I’m going into jury deliberations on this one, based on the evidence presented thus far, I’m leaning towards Sergio Fernandez.
It’s as simple as this. What’s more likely? That a guy would allow a dime like Brenda Barrattini to blindfold him and hold gardening shears up to his twig & berries? Or that in the middle of assaulting her he’d leave his man parts so exposed that she’d be able to snip them down to the nub like that? His explanation sounds extremely weird, but exactly the kind of freakish sex games I feel like everyone but me does all the time. Her explanation sounds like a billion-to-one shot.
If she’s telling the truth, if she’s another #MeToo who was lucky enough and talented enough with the old hedge-trimmer to defend herself, more power to her. She has my support. But the Weirdo Sex Game defense just seems more plausible to me. Regardless, let’s just be glad he survived and this isn’t a homicide case instead. It wouldn’t be the first time a musician died in a bizarre gardening accident. RIP, Earl “Stumpy” Peeps.