New Hot Rumor In The Internet Streets - Golden Tate Was Banging Russell Wilson's Wife

(Source) Seattle Seahawks Superbowl winning quarterback Russell Wilson’s divorce has sparked many rumors on what exactly went wrong with the longtime sweethearts. We’ve heard em all, including theories that Russell may actually play for the other team. Now we’re being told, allegedly, what the real story is. Our sources tell us Golden Tate and Wilson’s wife were having an affair, and it eventually was revealed to Russell. Now Golden Tate is with the Detroit Lions, and Russell Wilson filed for divorce, and will be looking for another life partner. Teammates should never cross that line.-TO

I’m going to come out and say right away that I think this all probably complete and utter bullshit. Just throwing shit against the wall and hoping it sticks.  But that’s not the point of this blog. The point of this blog is that I actually kind of like this new trend where anytime anything goes wrong we just say someone was fucking someone’s wife. Pacers suck? Oh yeah Paul George was fucking Roy Hibbert’s girlfriend. Team X isn’t playing well anymore? Must be a wife fucking. So my question is two part. 1) Is Tom Ricketts fucking every Wife on the Cubs? Because that’s the only explanation for a 96 loss team somehow getting worse. And who did Mo fuck? Had to be someone right? Trades and shake ups don’t happen unless someone was putting their penis in a vagina, just a little lesson I’ve picked up in the last couple of weeks.