Gambling Odds On The Next Barstool Arrest Are Officially Out

So we’re all sitting around at the house this morning and I notice that Bovada has released the official odds on who at Barstool is going to be “apprehended” next this week.

Again, literally everything is coming up Barstool in Atlanta.

I have some thoughts:

– Honestly, I know Kirk isn’t an employee (yet), but he should be the favorite after his run in with Roger Goodell this morning.

– Feits is the favorite and it makes complete sense. Yesterday on CCK, he said he’s been to jail four times and he “loves it.” He’d probably volunteer to go back just for fun, let alone win some money.

– I honestly have no idea how Tommy is +300 on this list. No offense to my self proclaimed older brother (shit has gotten weird in this house), but after watching him dance at Pup Punk last night, I have zero doubt that he’d never do anything to get apprehended by authorities. Let alone survive in jail.

Well, I guess unless Dave asked him to then he would. We all know what he’ll do literally anything he asks him to…

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Sorry, Tommy. I can’t help myself.

– Kevin hates his life even more so than normal this week, so that’s not a bad pick.

– I’m truly offended I’m not on the board. After talking about how I’m sneaky attracted to Jigsaw all week, I figured I’d be high on the “this bitch is crazy” list.

– Jared should be on this list. Or the Rocket. Whatever personality he chooses to be that day.

– Gaz is honestly the best value. Only because Dave got really mad at him this week for the Clay Travis situation and he’s looking for redemption and to stay relevant. I thought he was going to cry during an epic Stool Scenes. Otherwise, he’d just throw somebody else under the bus push them in front of the authorities.

– YP said he thinks his odds are way too high. Although he’d probably be able to find people to wrestle in jail easier than he has at the house this week. (He’s been trying to pay Feits all week).

Anyway, I’d say since a solid group of us are going to the Super Bowl, it’d be safe to bet the house on somebody. Or maybe we’ll just throw a bunch on one of us and send the chosen one to the lions. That person will get bailed out and a raise will be waiting for them on the other side.

Easy money. #BeAdvised