Cowboys Release Dez Bryant

So after months of anticipation, the Cowboys finally cut ties with Dez Bryant. For anyone that watched Dez the last couple of seasons and knew his contract numbers, this move seemed likely unless Dez took a pay cut and kissed Jerruh’s ring (Jerruh DEFINITELY has a kissing ring).

Because of that, you would imagine every NFL insider would have it in drafts so they could have the perfect tweet ready to fire off once the news became official (and by official I mean official through sources).

Lets watch Schefty catch that typo after 1000 or so retweets.

Not sure why the Cowboys waited until now to cut Dez. It seems like you would want to make that move earlier in free agency for both the team and the player. Maybe Jerruh finally saw the infamous Dez Wal-Mart tape that was more horrifying than the tape from a The Ring.

On a positive note, Dev Dez appears completely #unbothered by all this.

Does this look like a tweet of someone that is #bothered?

Yup, completely #unbothered.

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Is it too early to start dreaming of the 50/650/2 stat lines Dez puts up with Alex Smith as his quarterback in Washington along with the bi-weekly sideline tantrums that Smith couldn’t fit the ball in the 2 centimeters of separation Dez was able to get from a defender?

#ThrowUpTheX!

#DezCaughtIt