Someone Needs To Tell Emily Ratajkowski's Dog That It's Rude To Stare
Man, woman, cat, or dog it's universally understood that it's rude to stare. It's specially rude when the person you're staring at is a half naked goddess. Colombo has to be the luckiest dog in the whole goddamn world.
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Happy Friday everyone. Welcome to the most bizarre Memorial Day Weekend of your life. Instead of being at Bar A down at the Jersey Shore I'll be trading that in for shooting hoops at my local elementary school around the block. I need to do something to make me feel normal or I'm going to crack. I hope you're able to let loose a little over the next few days and forget how shitty the last couple months have been. Maybe a month from now things will be a little different. For now we're here to entertain you in anyway we can. At this very moment Emily Ratajkowski will be assisting in that task.
I will never for the life of me comprehend how this bozo landed her.
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