65 Year Old Billy Joel Knocks Up His 33 Year Old Girlfriend
Us Magazine – Father once more! Billy Joel is going to be a dad again, a rep for the singer tells Us Weekly. The Grammy-winning legend’s longtime girlfriend, Alexis Roderick, is pregnant. It will be the couple’s first child together and the second child for Joel, 65, who shares daughter Alexa Ray Joel, 29, with ex-wife Christie Brinkley. The rep tells Us that Joel and Roderick, 33, are expecting their new addition “this summer.” The two started dating in 2009, following Joel’s split from his third wife Katie Lee. The beloved performer was also previously married to first wife Elizabeth Weber Small in the 1970s and early ’80s. Roderick, who has worked for Morgan Stanley in recent years as a risk assessment officer, told the New York Daily News in 2010 that she met Joel at a restaurant and they “were friends for a while before we started dating.” The “We Didn’t Start the Fire” singer remains on good terms with Brinkley, with whom he raised daughter Alexa. Joel and Roderick chose not to confirm whether they know the gender of their own child, as the rep told Us that they are opting “to keep any further details of her pregnancy under wraps until their new addition makes an official debut.”
Piano Man! After The Longest Time he got his Second Wind, put some Pressure on his new Uptown Girl, and gave her a Big Shot into her River of Dreams! 65 years old and his boys are still swimming. Pretty remarkable considering Billy looks less than stellar these days. You seen him in concert recently? He just sits in front of that piano looking like Robert The Bruce’s father in Braveheart:
I would not have guessed he was slinging Fertile Crescent Silt these days. But just goes to show how much of a pimp Billy is. 65 years old, voice fading, looks long gone, and he’s still smashing chicks 30 years younger than him. When that chick looks at him she doesnt see Current Billy. She sees “Storm Front” Billy. She sees a man that Christie Brinkley fucked. After that happens youre golden for life. No way any chick on earth can turn you down if Christie Brinkley fucked you. Every chick automatically thinks “Well if Christie Brinkley had sex with him, I most certainly can’t turn him down.” Number 1 singles and the Number 1 Sexiest Chick Ever will do that for your reputation. He’s got a Golden Ticket to any chicks’ Wonka Factory until he’s 6 feet below.
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PS – Lets hope this little kid is a boy, and lets hope Billy can teach him the piano before he kicks the bucket. Need a little Piano Man 2.0 in this world.