Urban Meyer Has The House of a Crazy Person Who is 87 Years Old

What an absolutely outlandish home decor set up. It’s bad when those couches, pillows, and love seats aren’t even the star of the show. Urban put out approximately 740 framed pictures slap dab in the middle of his coffee table like a lunatic. Urban, where in the sweet, sweet fuck is the coffee supposed to go? There’s simply no room for anything on that table now. It’s an abomination to the Lord.

I’d understand it more if this guy was new money. Urban has been loaded for 2 decades now. Hire someone, my guy. Get a digital frame that can scroll through thousands of pictures. You don’t need to run to Micheal’s and buy clearance frames anymore, and even if you do, you’re rich enough for a, oh I dunno, a few shelves? I’ve never seen someone stack photos on a table like this. It’s such a poor decision that I gotta question everything about the guy now. This is easily a worse decision than having some bullshit “qb competition” between Trevor Lawrence and Gardner Minshew during camp. The frames on this table are the like fart in the interview on Step Brothers. It makes everything else feel so fucked up.

I hate being in this position. I want to love Urban. I want him to win in Jacksonville but not like this. Not in a way that reminds me of my wife’s grandmother who lived her entire life in a single-wide trailer.

Showing off your family when it’s all you got is one thing but when you have millions upon millions of dollars, my guy, remove those fucking frames. It’s embarrassing.

For this to come out after an absolute ass kicking in week 1 just makes it so much worse. This season is going down the tubes quickly and I don’t like it one bit.