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Mizzou Football Coach Eli Drinkwitz Is The Ultimate Dork For Trying To Troll Kansas Basketball During The Border War

This guy. I mean listen he is a dork. No doubt about it. But this? This is next level. Mizzou/KU still play the Border War because they aren't scared: 

The dude went 6-6, which might be an accomplishment considering he's never won more than 6 in 3 seasons at Mizzou. The dude apparently refused to play a great rivalry game in a bowl game. Now you're showing up to the basketball game in your gym and pull the lame level one violations? It's so sad. It's so pathetic. That's before you see the final score: 

I'm typically all for coaches doing this, don't get me wrong. But you can't do it the week that you reportedly avoided playing the same football team. You need to either have a set of balls or sit this one out. At the minimum you need to come up with something creative. Can't just run back the lame 'violations' stemming from the FBI investigation 5 years ago. 

Give me something unique. That's all I ask for in shit talking. It's why I hate the 'overrated' chant. It's why I hate anything lame like that. Be creative, be unique. Otherwise you're just a dork like Eli Drinkwitz.