Beer League Hockey Coward Slashes Opponent In The Head, Proceeds To Get Shit Beat Out Of Him

There's nothing better than when justice is served, ya know? There are so many injustices in this world. So many assholes in this world who get off scot free for their dickheadish behavior. It brings a tickle to my heart and a tear to my eye when you get a chance to see justice carried out in real time. 

And this psycho right here? This massive piece of shit who decided to go with a two-hand tomahawk chop right to the head of an opposing beer league hockey player? Well he got absolutely everything he deserved right there. 

For starters--I love how much everyone worked together on this one. It wasn't just the players on the ice. The real MVP of this video was the guy off the ice who shut the door on that clown when he tried to run away. Where he thought he was even going in the first place, nobody knows. It's not like he could just run straight to the parking lot and drive away. He was either going to get the shit kicked out of him on the ice, or in the locker room. But he never got a chance to make that choice for himself thanks to this good samaritan closing that door right in his face. Then it was a one-way trip to ass whoop city. 

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Now I'm not going to act like the white team, and particularly white helmet, are totally blameless here in this whole situation. It looks like they started the fight, and white helmet decided to get on the other team's bench to escalate it. I've said it a thousand times on this website--if you fight at men's league hockey, you are a grade A certified douche. It's men's league hockey. It's 11pm, you all have to wake up in the morning to go to work, nobody gives a shit about how your game went, you're just there to donate a couple hundred bucks to the rink. Guys who fight in beer league are a drain on society. But the reality of the world is that there are plenty of assholes out there who are going to fight in beer league hockey. That's just the way the world works. But if you're then going to see a fight break out and use that as an excuse to try to turn someone's lights out with a tomahawk chop to the top of the head with your stick? That makes you the biggest dick in the world. I'll take an asshole over a dick any day of the week. Right, fellas?

P.S. -- Turns out that juice box league hockey also goes hard. 

@JordieBarstool