Bills Fans Are Removing Snow From The Stadium For $20 An Hour By Sliding Down Troughs While Shirtless
How did they get in the stadium during the travel ban......?
Anyways, that's not the point of this blog. The point of this blog is that although we were not lacking any evidence on the issue, Bills fans are simply built different. I mean, the fact that anyone in their right mind is signing up to get paid $20 an hour to shovel snow in the first place is insane to me. Plenty of places are paying $20 an hour to, you know, sit inside, serve food, work in an office, etc. But not only are these fans shoveling snow in the midst of what appears to be Antarctica, they're doing it fucking SHIRTLESS. This has taken Bills Mafia from elite to untouchable, in my eyes. Anyone can jump through tables when it's 50 and sunny, but to willingly go outside and work in the midst of a Winter storm warning without a shirt on is insane.
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Part of me thinks they're crazy, but part of me is upset that I was shocked to see this video. What did I think they were going to do? Bundle up like the Michelin Man and use shovels? Not these crazy ass Bills fans:
So yeah, the Bills need to remove snow for the game, and the process they came up to do so is as follows:
Step 1: Shovel the snow from the seats into a trough
Step 2: Move the snow down the slide to the field
Step 3: Plow the snow off the field, removing it in large quantities
Honestly, I'm pretty impressed with the engineering of the plan. That seems rather smart. I'm not sure smart is the word I'd use to describe how these Bills fans have sped up the process of moving the snow down the slide though....
The dumb motherfuckers are so fucking smart, yet so fucking dumb. I'm not sure if the 10 degree temperatures are higher or lower than the IQ of these fans getting the stadium ready right now, but I lover them either way. Bills by 100 tomorrow based on the toughness of the fanbase alone.
**Additional comment: if you are mad about this game being moved to tomorrow then you are a loser. In fact, I propose we go with the 2 Saturday, 2 Sunday, 2 Monday format moving forward. Spread the wealth out a little bit. I mean, if a MLK Monday NFL Playoff Doubleheader upsets you, I don't know what to tell you.