Cooper Flagg Just Dominated The National High School Basketball Championship And Is Poised To Become The Biggest Thing In College Sports Since Zion

Listen, am I still upset that Duke lost to a dogshit team in the elite and isn't playing today? Absolutely, but it's time to turn the page and focus on the beautiful future that is Cooper Flagg. This guy is a walking highlight reel. He can do everything. With his size and ability he's going to take over the country next season at Duke. 

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This man is fucking blocking people left and right, oh and he also shot 38% from three point range for the entire season. He is an athletic specimen who is going to be hated for how good he is. That coward Wemby didn't dare play in the NCAA, Cooper Flagg is going to be different. 

He's perfect for Duke. He also talks a ton of shit and backs it up. You're gonna have the entire country rallying together to try and bring him down. They didn't lose one game this year and it is basically because of him.Here is also an example of how good he is at talking shit and put these UNC kids into a blender. 

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We haven't had that one special player in college basketball in a little while. This year we had nobody where you made sure to sit down and watch because of how good they are. No one is cancelling their plans to watch Edey. If he's on the TV they'll root against him, but back when someone like Zion played you made sure to watch. We have that next year at Duke and I am going to be even more insufferable. They might not lose a game with the roster they have going into next year and I think he is going to bring even more attention than Zion. We also haven't had any real rivalries with players in a long time and I think with his intensity and the way he plays it will go back to normal next year when its everyone vs Duke. Shout out to Cooper Flagg for being a stud and I know he reads my blogs so I am sorry for how many times I plan on confessing my love for you over the next 12 months.