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<p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-12-at-3.03.32-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-100243" alt="Screen Shot 2014-06-12 at 3.03.32 PM" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-12-at-3.03.32-PM-480x358.png" width="480" height="358" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>Half the guys have no last names. A Fred, Oscar, and Hulk. I should’ve been Brazilian.*</p><p> </p><p>*If I wanted a cool name in exchange for being a poor person that drinks poop water in a favela all my life.</p>

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