I'm Sick And Tired Of This New Buff Cat Going Viral
I guess this is happening again. First it was the original Buff Cat that I tried to keep under wraps for years only to have it all come out in one fateful evening almost exactly a year ago today. Now it’s this fat fucking pussy that looks kind of jacked because he took a couple of pictures at a good angle. It’s like the world is conspiring against me and all the Cats are getting in shape while I’m stuck left behind being a fat slob. Fuck this stupid fucking cat. Look at how he walks. Dude looks miserable because his pecs are so big.
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He looks like Magnus Von Magnusson trying to walk without a 10 ton rock of Africa on his shoulder. Get out of here man. No one wants to be that jacked. I don’t care what you bench, you look like an absolute moron when you work out that much. So fuck Buff Cat 1 and fuck Buff Cat 2. I’ll get around to getting in shape when I feel like it and not a moment sooner.
