If You Are Upset About Golfers Using Pushcarts You Are A Loser

So Harris English tweeted this out yesterday because a bunch of the guys in the college golf tourney rock pushcarts. It started a shitstorm, the golf world’s abuzz over pushcarts. Are they lame? Are people lame for thinking they’re lame?

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My girl Chantel with the heat.

Look, if you’re upset about other people using pushcarts you’re a fucking loser. Golf is about two things: enjoying yourself and winning. That’s it. If it’s a better experience for you to push your clubs around on a cart like you’re at the damn grocery store, go for it. It’s a dumb look but who cares? Who are we sweating over how we look in between shots? Just make sure you look good/the eyes are pointing in the same direction when the cameras are rolling and the rest of the time do whatever the hell you want.

The other thing is winning. If you believe you’ll save some energy, be more fresh, keep your body healthier by pushing vs carrying, then push away. Anything to help get the W. If you think pushing gives you a better chance of playing better golf, go for it.

I’m not part of the #PushcartMafia but I know many who are and they’re great people. It’s not even about golf it’s about America. If you’re against pushcarts you’re a judgmental hardo and America was not built on judgmental hardos. America was built on cool ass men and women who knew how to 1) have a good time, 2) win.