Lebron Opts Out Of Contract, Commence Summer Of Lebron Part 2
I’ve spoken with at least 15 League front offices and they all agree they think Lebron is a GOOD player
Worst sequel ever. Fire up ESPN, get the boys back together. Skip, Stephen A and Broussard. Brian Windhorst’s face seared into your brain every time you close your eyes. At least a few wild theories from Bill Simmons “league friends”. A couple far fetched rumors that he’s coming to Chicago just so we can think its a possibility for a second, a ton of talk about LA and New York and some solid conspiracies that he’s already agreed to go back to Cleveland because he cares about his “legacy”. This is going to be great guys. Super pumped. It will be the last thought in your mind when you fall asleep at night and the first thing you think of when you wake. Let’s roll.
Oh and just a refresher course, here are all the soundbites you will hear on repeat.
-Miami, he loves Miami, who doesn’t love Miami, it’s warm and his family is there. Star Island.
-New York! If you win a title in New York you OWN that city. Please don’t underestimate this, especially when it’s said 10 billion times on ESPN.
-LA, Lebron wants to be a global icon, what better place than Hollywood. He can even act in his offseasons, remember Shaq?
-Chicago, it gives him the best chance to win NOW (the Bulls will miss on him and extend Boozer or some dumb shit)
-Boston, this just will be one of Bill Simmons theories that he heard from all of his league friends.
-Cleveland, Lebron cares about the mercenary label, he has to fix what he did wrong.
-Houston and Dallas, no income tax, his money MEANS more.
Big Cat’s pick, he is 100% staying in Miami. He had to opt out because if he didn’t he can’t tell Wade and Bosh to as well and Wade and Bosh get paid WAY over their worth. Opt out, convince the other 2 to do the same and sign free agents. This is so clearly what is going to happen.