7 Years Ago Tonight The Bruins Ran Up A $156K Bar Tab

The year was 2011 and the Bruins were fresh off a Stanley Cup parade through the city of Boston. They were on top of the world. Just running a muck through the city of Boston. Dancing on bars shirtless, making out with bartenders, just absolutely crushing life. And then the boys headed down to Foxwoods and hit up Shrine night club, where they ran up a casual $156k tab.

So let’s break down this Foxwoods bill a little bit here.

-$100k bottle of Ace of Spades Midas. What ballers. Imagine buying a 100k bottle of champagne? I know the B’s are on record saying it was gifted to them. But whoever ordered it must have felt like an absolute legend. I mean, winning the cup is cool and all. But ordering a 100k bottle of champagne? That’s why you play the game.

-67 bottles of FIJI water for 268$. Staying hydrated. Already were thinking about next season and the fans. What good, team guys.

-9 bottles of Grey Goose MG at 500$ a bottle for $5400. They also had 180$ in Red Bulls. Nothing gets a party going like a couple vodka red bulls.

-1 kami kazi for 10$. Who the fuck ordered a Kami Kazi shot? You just won the cup. You aren’t 19 at a college bar. Had to be one of the rookies. Kind of disappointed here with this one.

-1 Heineken Light for 6$. A little specific after a cup win, no?

-135 bud lights. Then Shawn Thornton went on a local Boston radio station saying it wasn’t that many beers and they were trying to live up to the 72 team. My god, what beauties. “hey, we won the Stanley Cup, if you’re ever going to do it, all I hear about is how hard the guys from ’72 went, we had to live up to those expectations.”

-A 30k tip. What great guys. Taking care of the lovely Danielle, who was probably able to retire from the nightlife industry after this. But wow, imagine showing up to work one day being completely miserable then leaving that night with 30k in cash. No way I could be handed 30k cash at Foxwoods and walk out alive. I would go on a bender of all benders.

Also – we forget how long 7 years ago was. Might as well be 100 years. People are using blackberries (greatest phone of all time) and legitimate digital cameras in the club to take pictures. Couldn’t just whip out that dual processing iPhone X camera like we do now. I think for the better sake of some of these guys careers, that was probably a good thing.

Can only imagine the things that will come out in the next few weeks about the Capitals as well. I mean, people are saying they ran up a 100k tab on night one after the cup in Vegas. It’s all on Putin’s black card too. Personally, my debit card was declined last weekend at the bar for being over drafted when I tried to order 2 vodka sodas. So if anyone out there is going to run up a 100k bar tab anytime soon, please let me know. I’d like to join.