Fortnite Is Officially A Cultural Phenomenon Now That There Is A Porn Parody About It Named "Fortnut"

I’m sure people will argue that Fortnite was already the biggest thing in the universe when it cleared $1 BILLION during its first year on Earth, caused the internet to stop and watch Drake play it with Ninja, was the reason for millions of breakups, or allowed Smitty to be invited onto The Rundown to discuss something other than the Eagles, #Steroidgate, or #Showergate. However in my eyes, you haven’t truly made it in this world until people can beat their dicks/lady dicks to porn stars peeling off costumes that loosely resemble a viral story or entertainment franchise and start fucking in a video with a perfect parody name (I personally would have went with Whorenite, but that is likely already a 25 part video series).

The best one year birthday present the game could ever receive was being the inspiration for Tommy Pistol hammering out April O’Neil’s moisty mire with his pickaxe and dropping slurp juice all over her. As a fan of porn as well as R-rated humor, I appreciate what appears to be running gags about flying dildos hitting the skeleton asshole that always kills me whenever I play and pinata llamas sex. Early-years Arrested Development level comedy. Testiclehead seems like an unnecessary, and if we are being honest kinda gross addition to the squad. But I’m admittedly pretty much still a Fortnite n00b and may not understand that character’s importance to the game. And seeing a porn parody Twitch host has officially sold me on Twitch. Not the crazy stats of Twitch’s obscene reach, Ninja making $500,000+ a month to play video games on a webcam or future ruler of the world Jeff Bezos owning and operating Twitch. But Missy Martinez repping the Smittys and Devlins of the world in what I imagine is an average at best porn video is what convinced me that Twitch is indeed the future of the internet video genre.

And since I knew you heathens would ask, here is the full extreeeeemely NSFW video

Here is a slightly more SFW video that won’t get you in trouble at work unless your boss doesn’t like hearing things like “Salty vagina” in the office.

P.S. AND SPOILER ALERT- Give Fortnut the AVN Award for Best Graphics now