Michael Porter Jr. Is Taking On All Challengers In NBA 2K And Has Already Won Hundreds Of Dollars And An $800 Pair Of Jordans Off Of Nuggets Fans

Look at Michael Porter Jr. continue to get in work in while he recovers from his backiatomy. Maybe his basketball career isn’t doomed from the start after all. Yeah having surgeries on discs in your back and your fucking SPINE before your 21st birthday and your first NBA game hurts your chances to be a stud on the court. But MPJ is apparently a beast on the virtual hardwood as well. I feel like the Nuggets should be able to add him to their NBA2K League squad if they ever get an expansion team since they will already be paying a guy that can clearly ball and will have nothing but time traveling on the road with his PS4 while collecting a paycheck next season. It doesn’t matter if he is playing real basketball for the Nuggets with a bunch of tall guys or video game basketball for the Nuggets with a bunch of fat idiots that look like me. That contract should cover all basketball related activities. They say eSports is the future, so maybe MPJ and the Nuggets come out of the 2018 NBA Draft as the real winners no matter what he does in the National Basketball Assocation.

My favorite part of all this is that MPJ is still taking his winnings. $100 here, $200 there, a pair of $800 Jordans that were someone’s fucking graduation present that he can’t even wear and may give away because he’s a Puma guy. Absolutely ruthless shit and I love it. Again, Michael Porter Jr. doesn’t know how long his NBA career will last. Maybe hustling fans in 2K may be his true calling. In fact, as a representative of Gametime I would officially like to invite Michael to Barstool HQ to play Smitty in 2K which will likely end up with Smitty losing money, a beloved item, and/or adding a new tattoo to his body.